Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.


Girl: Yeah, me to... I need new clothes.


Bruno Mars: No you don't. Cuz girl ur amazing just the way you are.


Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?


Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.


Girl: Really? Even today?


*Girl gets hit by grenade*


Bruno Mars: Today I don't feel like doing anything.